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Dear Mom,
you are the tits. seriously, you define badassbitch and i couldn’t have asked for a more pimped out womb to grow inside of. thanks for the years of free food, discipline, cable / internet and ass wiping
PS i do love you, even though i never say it. you’re the bomb diggidy fo’real.
happy mothers day
love your favorite offspring,
patricia.
(i suck at writing cards, so i just write the fist shit that comes to mind.)
