the amount of fucks given is less than the amount of vowels in a hebrew sentence.

20th March 2013

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me explaining that Michael Phelps will be at Ultra to my bf

me explaining that Michael Phelps will be at Ultra to my bf

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3rd February 2013

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took these before my yoga class the other day.
im so proud of myself for getting back on track. I had gained about 8lbs in body fat over the summer because of poor eating and pure laziness.
happy to see that slowly but surely im getting back to how i used to be :D

also just throwing this out there because im still super happy, yesterday at CUNY Championships i won 3rd place for all the CUNY colleges in my swimming event chickkkaaboom.

happy to see that my hard work is paying off and im doin good :D <3 

#immaloserdontlaughatme 

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18th December 2012

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the texts I get from this guy though.

the texts I get from this guy though.

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9th December 2012

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And wtf do you call this?!?

i-l0v3-my-bed:

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no google, youre WRONG

NO NO NO NO THIS CANT BE TRUE, YOU DONT MEASURE IN GOOGLE YOU MEASURE IN LOVE

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10th November 2012

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so i was texting my friend when he says this ^^

we realized that The Beatles song titles are like a song in themselves  

and decided to make them a song next week aahha

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5th November 2012

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pratfall:

I cry, every time. I just showed this to my whole family and even my (sometimes heartless) mother cried. 

i think that everyone should watch this

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21st October 2012

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so i decided to try out how im gonna do my Lady GaGa halloween costume this year, and this is the makeup i did :)

im wearing tights wedges and a leather vest and leather bra with it as well

gah i love GaGa so much <333


this makeup is from the Judas Video incase you peeps didn’t know ;) 

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3rd October 2012

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I will be with you when you lose your breath, chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left

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10th September 2012

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will not we participating in TWLOHA day (writing “love” on my arm to somehow prevent suicide) 

because as much fun as it is to break out the old sharpie and draw on myself, its not actually helping anybody.

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4th August 2012

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i don’t know how my dog puts up with me, im probably the most annoying dog-owner ever lol

he runs away from me at the end </3

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9th July 2012

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got my preordered Harakiri album and lithograph in the mail today &lt;3 ahhhh its so amazing

got my preordered Harakiri album and lithograph in the mail today <3 ahhhh its so amazing

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31st May 2012

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that awkward moment when no one loves you

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13th May 2012

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this is what i wrote in the card to my mother:

Dear Mom,

 you are the tits. seriously, you define badassbitch and i couldn’t have asked for a more pimped out womb to grow inside of. thanks for the years of free food, discipline, cable / internet and ass wiping

PS i do love you, even though i never say it. you’re the bomb diggidy fo’real.

happy mothers day 

love your favorite offspring, 
patricia. 

(i suck at writing cards, so i just write the fist shit that comes to mind.)

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9th May 2012

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just saw this on my twitter. 
which is @thisismytwiter and you should all follow me :)

just saw this on my twitter. 

which is @thisismytwiter and you should all follow me :)

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5th May 2012

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just bought my System Of A Down tickets !!!!!!!

i don’t think anyone could ever understand how happy i am rite now. this band changed my life. SOAD had legit been my favorite band for years now, and im finally going to see them live. 

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