May 2013
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i literally just want someone to ask me how im feeling and genuinely care about what i have to say
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
yellfang:
party-at-the-tardis:
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty...
bullied:
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
show up to your funeral like
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego; then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
April 2013
the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:
shazelblue:
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
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